Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more.
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
— Albert Einstein
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
— Russell Baker
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.
— Jackie Mason
Once I finally figured out all of life’s answers, they changed the questions.