1. Take out your laptop from the bag;
2. Open it slowly and calmly;
3. Turn it on;
4. Make sure that the moron next to you is looking at your screen;
5. Access to the internet;
6. Close your eyes and raise your head towards the sky;
7. Take a deep breath and click on this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
8. Watch carefully the expression on the moron’s face!