I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

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